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If you saw these two walking past your house, your brain would hit a full reboot. Are they 5G towers? VR convicts? Just another Tuesday in Queensland?
This photo—spotted somewhere between the Sunshine Coast and Gold Coast—has officially broken local Facebook. Two legends casually strolling down the street with what looks like routers bolted to their heads… neck pillows included (because comfort matters when you’re radiating signal).
The caption that started it all:
“No idea where this was taken, but I bet the local Facebook group is blowing up. Someone please tell us what is happening here?”
And yep, the comments delivered. Here are the top (unofficial but highly entertaining) theories:
- Mobile 5G Testers – Telstra finally outsourced to Dave and Steve.
- VR Parole System – You leave the zone, your vision goes full Minecraft.
- WiFi Walkers: The Netflix Series – No plot. Just vibes. Coming soon.
- Glitched NPCs – Someone forgot to patch the Sunshine Coast update.
- Portable EFTPOS Machines – Taking tap-to-pay to a whole new level.
But here’s the real mystery: Why do they look more reliable than the actual internet in Currimundi on a Sunday?
No one knows what’s going on. All we know is this belongs in the Sunshine Coast to Gold Coast Garage Sale group hall of fame.
Got a better theory? Drop it in the comments. Bonus points for creativity, conspiracy, or just pure chaos.
Let the local legends live on.
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